Hold Please

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

6woofs:

…nope, I have no explanation. 

Luka, 7 months old, exposing his true husky derp.

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

little-smartass:

whenever I watch spock’s “live long and go fuck yourselves” scene in the first reboot movie I mourn the fact that kirk wasn’t present because his reaction would have been gold like can we have an au where he was and is just there in the background like

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